6+ hour, 20+ min ago  (228+ words) The exceptions to the popular right-wing sentiment of "protect our women" is a seemingly growing list. Following revelations that Reform's candidate for the Makerfield by-election, Robert Kenyon, used a now-deleted X account to support an offensive post about Carol Vorderman…...

2+ day, 8+ hour ago  (313+ words) Donald Trump has reportedly missed his son's wedding after an urgent situation developed on the back nine of his Trump International golf course that insiders described as "requiring the full focus of the Commander-in-Chief. The president had originally planned to…...

4+ day, 7+ hour ago  (360+ words) Britain's self-appointed "protect our women" brigade has confirmed that women absolutely deserve protection and respect, right up until the precise moment they do something mildly inconvenient or make a decision they don't like. Women who do things they don't like…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago  (345+ words) Nigel Farage has reassured his supporters that stopping small boats crossing the English Channel will "instantly solve all of life's problems, in the same spectacularly effective way that Brexit solved literally everything." Speaking at a pub where the carpet was…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago  (255+ words) Nigel Farage has insisted the "1. 4 million property he paid for in cash shortly after receiving "5 million from Christopher Harborne is purely for security purposes." The "5 million personal gift/unconditional gift/Brexit reward Farage received has been under intense scrutiny in…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago  (420+ words) The media is just trying to manipulate you into following their preferred narrative, according to those planning to protest tomorrow, who take as gospel the word of a convicted fraudster who has been imprisoned on five separate occasions. More used…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago  (267+ words) Andy Burnham's initial plans for his triumphant return to Parliament have been revealed. He will begin by making Brexit work. "The problem with Brexit is that Andy Burnham didn't do it," explained a Burnham ally. "If Andy had done Brexit…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago  (346+ words) Donald Trump has taken the first steps towards relaxing The Bible's regulations on morality. Trump declared, "We're looking at these so-called commandments, which, frankly, are very unfair to people like me " very successful people. Nobody's been treated worse by these…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago  (249+ words) The UK's furious public are increasingly vocal in their demands for a different thick-witted cretin to be installed in Downing Street so they can enjoy someone new to abhor and despise. "I'm sick of Starmer. I'm running out of things…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago  (237+ words) Donald Trump has been mistakenly referring to Chinese president Xi Jinping as "President Eleven, it has been revealed." The blunder came to light after Trump met with President Xi Jinping during his two-day visit to China, were talks were planned…...