4+ hour, 32+ min ago  (474+ words) Do you know why Markwayne Mullin's name is Markwayne Mullin? It is because his parents couldn't decide which of his uncles to name him after at the time of his birth, so they put both names on the birth certificate…...

3+ hour, 16+ min ago  (434+ words) Senate Republicans didn't have enough votes Thursday to pass their own filibuster-proof reconciliation bill to fund Donald Trump's mass deportations, so instead they set the bill aside for the time being and got out of town to take the week…...

8+ hour, 1+ min ago  (821+ words) Over the last few years, the American Right has desperately tried to will into existence a world that they feel sufficiently punishes women for their sins. A world pretty much entirely divorced from the reality the rest of us have…...

9+ hour, 22+ min ago  (661+ words) It's our favorite genre of story in the Trump regime, or one of them: the one where Donald Trump doesn't love Don Jr. , no matter how much Junior craves the love of a daddy whose daddy didn't love him either....

11+ hour, 14+ min ago  (570+ words) He's cracking up faster and faster, right? Right. (Molly Jong Fast and Michael Tomasky at The New Republic) Wait, no: Nothing from the Senate, the Senate just told everyone fuck you, they're going home because since Trump fucked two of…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (1039+ words) It has been a bit like walking into your high school reunion, seeing faces you have not thought about in a couple of decades, and remembering: Oh yeah, this person exists, and I hate them. Anyway, who is publicly announcing…...

1+ day, 6+ hour ago  (1090+ words) We have given Glenn Thrush shit in the past for aggravated New York Times-ing, like this one time in 2017 when he was fairly convinced Hurricane Harvey was about to turn Donald Trump presidential, after Trump used "dulcet" and "reassuring" language…...

1+ day, 9+ hour ago  (518+ words) Yesterday, another corrupt-as-fuck clownhole Trump official sat in front of a Senate committee and made an absolute fool of themselves. It was Sean Duffy, secretary of Road Rules, and he delivered one of the best examples of the "Oh so…...

1+ day, 11+ hour ago  (779+ words) My dear and terrible ones, how did you even survive with me gone a full week for family booze and fun, and also TWO wonkparties? You didn't? ME EITHER! But stick around to the end of these terrible tabs, and…...

2+ day, 5+ hour ago  (1062+ words) We hope Colorado Gov. Jared Polis enjoyed his political career, because we suspect it ended the minute he signed a commutation for convicted felon and abject idiot Tina Peters last Friday. But Polis does not see it that way. Is…...