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Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well
2+ day, 1+ hour ago (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
4+ day, 54+ min ago (329+ words) babylonbee.com Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government DALLAS, TX — In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if…...
Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims
1+ week, 6+ day ago (254+ words) CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon Johnson touted the city's increased diversity of shooting victims. While speaking at the annual Hoopers 2 Heaven event in Grand Crossing Park, Mayor Johnson…...
Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
2+ week, 5+ day ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....
7 Other Costumes Target Was Forced To Pull Due To Racist Connotations
2+ week, 5+ day ago (138+ words) Retail giant Target came under fire this week for selling a "Blacklight Circus Clown Halloween Costume," which essentially amounted to a kid in blackface dressed like a Jim Crow-era minstrel. Whoops! However, that wasn't the only costume Target was forced…...
Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply
2+ week, 6+ day ago (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....
Canada Vows To Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff
3+ week, 1+ hour ago (31+ words) OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to bring the U.S. to its knees with a crippling moose tariff....
New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
3+ week, 2+ day ago (164+ words) After a week of searching for a replacement for Karoline Leavitt, the White House settled on a 27 inch by 40 inch giclée inkjet poster of the face Jennings makes to the camera when liberal CNN panelists make foolish statements. The White…...
Congress Assures American People $40 Trillion Debt Can Be Fixed By Spending More Money
3+ week, 2+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the U.S. national debt officially surpassed $40 trillion this week, Congress was quick to assure Americans that the issue could be easily fixed by spending more money....
England Welcomes Meghan Markle Back With Mandatory Burqa
3+ week, 3+ day ago (23+ words) LONDON — The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa on Friday, according to sources....